Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN “Members of Congress…People...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...