What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Purchasing power of burgers
|Cologne, May 27 dpa – The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...