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Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
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Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
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glow worm unhappy
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A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
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