This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.