A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...