Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY...
Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....