How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...