Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
An American woman and an Iranian woman…
An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
George Carlin funnies!
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Leave them to slug it out!
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Whats long, hard and full of semen?
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Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...