Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...