Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
The Biker’s decision.
You’d never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...