Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....