Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...