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Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...