A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children…
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...