Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
A missing person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...