Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
Viagra again.
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Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!