Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...