Having Babies Questions
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...