What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
A Smart Salesman!
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -”Sir, would...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!