Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....