Top 10 rejection lines
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Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
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Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...