Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Buns and Puns!
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...