New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...