During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Idaho Crazy Law
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. Illegal for a man to...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!