Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
lots some more blonde q & a’s
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job
You’re introduced to everyone as “The Minesweeper God”. You have visited every website in...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...