How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...