Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...