Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
An error publishing an article
|From Reuters News Service:Canada’s Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon...
Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...