You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...