Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
A photographer from a well known national magazine…
A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...