How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
College Degrees
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....