Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...