Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...