Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Tips to improve your writing
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My boy(s) Leroy!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...