Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...