Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Chain Letter Type IV
Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote....
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.