Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...