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Choo-Choo!
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A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Want to be healed?
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The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
Military Wisdom!
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Alabamba
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New scientific thoeries IV
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A very depressed man
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