Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...