‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl…
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...