If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
The Perfect Day
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Riddle me this!
Take the test…NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing...
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...