What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...