This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...