‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
Heated passions
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth...
Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...