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One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
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Greek tailor.
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A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
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Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
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