Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall…
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...