A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...