How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital…
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...