Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Grading of Final Exams
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.