We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...